long distance relationships aren’t so bad if ur dick is long enough 2 reach ur girl hahaha swag
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can’t wait till we stop assigning gender to clothing and everyone starts wearing mage robes instead to increase their magicka
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To kick off this new and wonderful space I would like to show you this captivating creation. This is 2-Chains Jesus taking a break from his game of badminton and smothering mustard on his massive god-shlong in order to make condiment-fun-time with a ketchup covered angel.
Here’s to the beginning of a generation.



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